So my dad has been watching Game of Thrones and my favorite part about that (other than having someone in my family to talk to about it) is that he has trouble remembering some names so he makes up his own. For example, Theon Greyjoy is “Bonehead the Grey” and Khal Drogo is “Conan Kardashian.”
Some original prints we found in my great aunt’s apartment. My great great grandmother Sonya Samuelian and great great grandfather, Malkhas. :)
s/o to my parents for unintentionally subverting gender binary expectations
my dad always patched our clothes and made our halloween costumes
my mom always drives the car while my dad rides shotgun and handles all the taxes and finances and insurance stuff
Mama Cronk’s thoughts on the Chikara return show:
And that is all
My great grandmother cried during the 1994 Olympics when Armenia came out during the opening ceremony.
Mom and I are going to a WWE house show for my birthday!! :DDDD
I had to miss the Mick Foley show I made reservations for because of a family function. It turns out he had a special guest. It was Edge. I’m not kidding. Someone hold me.
"Isn’t it Steve ‘Cone Stol… Cold Stone’ Austin…?" My mom the encyclopedia.
"He looks like a convict."
"WE DON’T EVEN GET TO SEE HIS BODY ANYMORE?"
"He looks like a mechanic."
"All he needed was a beard. I wonder if that’s why he spent all that time growing a beard."
"I bet you that’s why he’s been growing that beard."
I used to think it was Uncool that my mom, who has a degree in engineering (and was one of three or so women in an engineering department of about 300 men), voluntarily left a well paying job at a major defense company to raise a family. But thinking about it now, she is a stone cold badass for doing that. She always wanted to raise children and she got there in the most unintentionally punk way at her disposal.
I love my mom.
I know you’re all mega curious
My grandfather is talking about how his neighbor took a picture of bigfoot in his apple orchard I’m not even shitting
I’m spending Christmas Eve the same way I have for the past two years: awkwardly avoiding people at my parents’ church who knew me in high school, wrapping presents at the last minute, listening to the Candlenights episode of MBMBaM, and scrolling my tumblr dash.
Happy Holidays, friends!!!
PS I was about to watch Christmas RAW and my mom yelled at me because she wants to watch it tomorrow lmao :’D