My great grandmother cried during the 1994 Olympics when Armenia came out during the opening ceremony.

Mom doesn't like Bray Wyatt 

  • Me: Bray Wyatt has this finishing move where he like takes you in his arms and kisses you--
  • Mom: AGGGHHH UGH UGH UGH UGH! GROSS!
  • Me: --and he like--
  • Mom: AGH MY GOD! THAT'S DISGUSTING!
  • Me: --yeah just a sweet, tender peck on the foreh--
  • Mom: OH MY GOD THAt IS GROSS UGHHH! HE'S SO GROSS!!!

I had to miss the Mick Foley show I made reservations for because of a family function.  It turns out he had a special guest.  It was Edge.  I’m not kidding.  Someone hold me.

"Isn’t it Steve ‘Cone Stol… Cold Stone’ Austin…?"  My mom the encyclopedia.

Mom’s reactions to Daniel Bryan joining the Wyatt Family 

"He looks like a convict."

"WE DON’T EVEN GET TO SEE HIS BODY ANYMORE?"

"He looks like a mechanic."

"All he needed was a beard.  I wonder if that’s why he spent all that time growing a beard."

"I bet you that’s why he’s been growing that beard."

I used to think it was Uncool that my mom, who has a degree in engineering (and was one of three or so women in an engineering department of about 300 men), voluntarily left a well paying job at a major defense company to raise a family.  But thinking about it now, she is a stone cold badass for doing that.  She always wanted to raise children and she got there in the most unintentionally punk way at her disposal.

I love my mom.

"No way! No! No. Way. No no no. NO WAY. NO. WAY." - Mom at the end of this week’s RAW (12/30/13)

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My grandfather is talking about how his neighbor took a picture of bigfoot in his apple orchard I’m not even shitting

I’m spending Christmas Eve the same way I have for the past two years:  awkwardly avoiding people at my parents’ church who knew me in high school, wrapping presents at the last minute, listening to the Candlenights episode of MBMBaM, and scrolling my tumblr dash.

Happy Holidays, friends!!!

PS I was about to watch Christmas RAW and my mom yelled at me because she wants to watch it tomorrow lmao :’D

"OH, CREEPOS!”  - Mom, every time the Shield comes out

bravenazar:

Mom Watches WWE PPVs Vol. 2, screencapped for your convenience.

Mom wasn’t around as much for this episode of Smackdown so instead I’ll bring this back from Summer Slam.

bravenazar:

Mom Watches WWE PPVs Vol. 2, screencapped for your convenience.

Mom wasn’t around as much for this episode of Smackdown so instead I’ll bring this back from Summer Slam.

Mom isn’t here at the moment but my dad just caught the Sin Cara/Drew McIntyre match and I can report that Sin Cara’s move set has totally blown him away.

Dad: This is cool!
Me: THAT’S WHAT I’VE BEEN SAYIN’