So my dad has been watching Game of Thrones and my favorite part about that (other than having someone in my family to talk to about it) is that he has trouble remembering some names so he makes up his own. For example, Theon Greyjoy is “Bonehead the Grey” and Khal Drogo is “Conan Kardashian.”

Some original prints we found in my great aunt’s apartment. My great great grandmother Sonya Samuelian and great great grandfather, Malkhas. :)

s/o to my parents for unintentionally subverting gender binary expectations

my dad always patched our clothes and made our halloween costumes

my mom always drives the car while my dad rides shotgun and handles all the taxes and finances and insurance stuff

I haven’t made a Mom Watches Wrestling Post in a while 

Mama Cronk’s thoughts on the Chikara return show:

And that is all

My great grandmother cried during the 1994 Olympics when Armenia came out during the opening ceremony.

Mom doesn't like Bray Wyatt 

  • Me: Bray Wyatt has this finishing move where he like takes you in his arms and kisses you--
  • Mom: AGGGHHH UGH UGH UGH UGH! GROSS!
  • Me: --and he like--
  • Mom: AGH MY GOD! THAT'S DISGUSTING!
  • Me: --yeah just a sweet, tender peck on the foreh--
  • Mom: OH MY GOD THAt IS GROSS UGHHH! HE'S SO GROSS!!!

I had to miss the Mick Foley show I made reservations for because of a family function.  It turns out he had a special guest.  It was Edge.  I’m not kidding.  Someone hold me.

"Isn’t it Steve ‘Cone Stol… Cold Stone’ Austin…?"  My mom the encyclopedia.

Mom’s reactions to Daniel Bryan joining the Wyatt Family 

"He looks like a convict."

"WE DON’T EVEN GET TO SEE HIS BODY ANYMORE?"

"He looks like a mechanic."

"All he needed was a beard.  I wonder if that’s why he spent all that time growing a beard."

"I bet you that’s why he’s been growing that beard."

I used to think it was Uncool that my mom, who has a degree in engineering (and was one of three or so women in an engineering department of about 300 men), voluntarily left a well paying job at a major defense company to raise a family.  But thinking about it now, she is a stone cold badass for doing that.  She always wanted to raise children and she got there in the most unintentionally punk way at her disposal.

I love my mom.

"No way! No! No. Way. No no no. NO WAY. NO. WAY." - Mom at the end of this week’s RAW (12/30/13)

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My grandfather is talking about how his neighbor took a picture of bigfoot in his apple orchard I’m not even shitting