Okay Y’all 

The self reflexive thing about Watson and Holmes being waifus was cute at first, but after hearing it three times in 36 minutes, I can’t take you seriously.  Plus it’s not realistic for every person who encounters Johnlock the first time to jump to that conclusion, even facetiously.  Either the writers are crazy fujoshis, or they think their audience is 90% crazy fujoshis.  It’s insulting - viewership is not so simple.